I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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