Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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