i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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