I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize