It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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