I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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