I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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