Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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