I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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