We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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