problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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