hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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