You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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