so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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