Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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