Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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