wake up i wanna do it froggy style
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
My breath smells like gin and sadness
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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