yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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