I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Randomize
