Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
The best revenge is premature balding
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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