When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
