she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Randomize
