just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
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