; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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