Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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