Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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