so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Sext me about skeletons
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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