I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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