Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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