dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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