I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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