I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
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