So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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