Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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