do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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