quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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