No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
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