where am i from again
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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