By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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