this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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