The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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