Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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