I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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