You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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