a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
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