I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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