Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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