ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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