im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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