Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Randomize
