there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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