i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
It's rum buckets o'clock
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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