did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
they're like a gay fantastic four
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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