Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Randomize
