Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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