areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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